This card is like pulling a Jay Fiedler base card in 2000

This card is your veritable, "Well, we gotta make a card of the Jaguars starting QB even though he sucks and nobody cares about him...." Hey, don't get me wrong. He could figure it out next year. But if he doesn't, he'll be stuck holding a clipboard or worse yet, out of a job in 2015. Then this card will be like all the Jay Fielders you might have from the early 2000's. Just a card that had to get made cause Dan Marino's not playing anymore and well, the Dolphins and the Jags have fans somewhere. Presumably in the shlong-shaped state. I've honestly never seen a Dolphins jersey here in Denver. There's definitely no team rivalry or rancor about a team that has not won a playoff game since 2000. Never seen a Dolphins fan get their ass kicked in the parking lot of Sports Authority Field.

Raiders now..... well they can all go to hell.